How to wrangle a rhinoceros:

1) Get on elephant’s back and head to jungle.
2) Find rhino in jungle.
3) Surround rhino with 3 elephants.
4) Slowly (as that is the only speed an elephant moves) encroach rhino from all directions using any means, including moving a medium sized tree. This is done quite easily by elephant’s trunk.
5) Make some noise (such as whistling) to budge rhino.
6) Chase rhino so tourist can take pictures (tourist are on top of elephant’s back).
7) Leave rhino alone in bush.
8) Allow elephant to take a large trunkful of roughage (including a 4” diametered branch) and allow elephant to eat while wandering through jungle looking for other wildlife.